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Óspurðar fréttir sf. hafa haft mikið fyrir því að grafa upp texta bréfs W til DO&co. Fer hann hér að neðan:

"Dear founding member of the Coalition of the Willing™

Due to the world now being a safer place, thanks to your support of Operation Invisible WMD, we have decided to realign the defenses of your nation.

As you may know, we have, in the past, had to worry about nucular weapons from those pesky commies in the State Department and Russia.

Both have now been neutered.

This fact has led us to believe that your defenses can be served by the National Guard unit of Montana (State Motto: At least our cows are sane).

To facilitate this we have set up a toll free number for you to call in case of invasion.

The number is 1 800 4DP SHIT, which is manned during normal business hours, Central time.

Thank you for your support.
Dubya"

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